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"Girl Friend So Fat"

Written by Josh, Sandy, Andy, and Matt

Bridge fuckin' broke because your Girl Friend So Fat
Lost my job because your Girl Friend So Fat
Computer's fuckin' slow because your Girl Friend So Fat
Your Girl Friend So Fat because she's so fuckin' Fat
Post Modern art sucks because your Girl Friend So Fat
Eating Soup because your Girl Friend So Fat
??????? because your Girl Friend So Fat
Bottled water Fuck Shit Fuck your Girl Friend So Fat

(Interlude)
So hey, Josh. Are there any bands that you just don't fuckin' like?
I gotta say. I HATE fuckin' Good Charlotte.
I don't wanna fuck them either.
Well, no it's because they're so sucky I say.
Oh, yeah they fuckin' suck. I get it.
They're always on MTV saying
WE'RE SO PUNK!
And they fuckin' suck so bad.
They fuckin' suck and the Ataris, they keep dragging them into it.
And they always say
WE'RE ALL JUST SO PUNK!
Yeah they suck.
I like the Ataris.
Capital Dick Sucking.

Girl Friend So Fat.
Your Girl Friend So Fat.

I hate school because your Girl Friend So Fat
Burnt Sandy's armhair because your Girl Friend So Fat
Ho Chi Minh is dead because your Girl Friend So Fat
"If ever the Tiger pauses the elephant will impale him on his mighty tusks" Girl Friend So Fat
"but the Tiger will not pause and the elephant will die of exhaustion and blood loss" Girl Friend So Fat
I crossed your mom because your Girl Friend So Fat
She liked it alot because your Girl Friend So Fat
This song fuckin' sucks because your Girl Friend So Fat
This song fuckin' sucks because your Girl Friend So Fat
This song fuckin' sucks because your Girl Friend So Fat
This song fuckin' sucks because your Girl Friend So Fat

Quote by Ho Chi Minh