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"Jan Jan the Automaton"

Written by Sandy, Josh, and Andy

Jan Jan the Automaton wind him round turn him on
Jan Jan the Automaton don't steal him he can't be pawned
Jan Jan the Automaton turn him on he'll mow your lawn
Jan Jan the Automaton he is programmed for this song

When god made Jan he created a construct
When I built him a closet I built him a home
What do I feed him
You don't feed anything he doesn't eat you stupid ass
He doesn't eat but I feed him anyway
Jan knows his ABC's but he doesn't know his 123's cuz he was programmed
Improperly

Jan Jan the Automaton wind him round turn him on
Jan Jan the Automaton don't steal him he can't be pawned
Jan Jan the Automaton turn him on he'll mow your lawn
Jan Jan the Automaton he is programmed for this song

You know this love for Jan can go anywhere
And you know you love Jan cuz he never fails
Don't fuck with Jan or he'll fuck you up
Don't fuck with Jan or SOMETHING BOUT A CUP